The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?
Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?