Secretly gay but likes to put others down. Uses short, slutty bitches as his beard and transforms them in to his minion. He has no friends because he is a total douche bag. He loves his hair and looks like an umbrella, he thinks it is a mad flow. If you saw his hair from behind, you would think he is a girl. Overall, he is an immature asshole.
Look at that she male walking over there. It is such an Archer.
That is such an Archer comment.