1. To write, or attempt to write (as the case may be), a comment or express an idea using English in an utterly incoherent language, devoid of all sense and ignoring the basic rules of grammar.
2. Typing on a web forum after drinking half a litre of a caustic chemical which has caused severe brain damage to the typist.
"I saw him drink that bottle Janola, and he started blurghing hard"