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1 definition by blackjesus256

The process of gastral distress from the consumption of stomach altering foods.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Yellow Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden laugh you might shit yourself.
Brown Alert= shit has ruptured in your pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with the smell.
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your ass swells along with brown alert.
Mr. Hicks has a substantially strong case of "rot gut" because his ass is the size of a mack truck.
by blackjesus256 February 07, 2004