The process of gastral distress from the consumption of stomach altering foods.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden
laugh you might shit
pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your
ass swells along with brown