8 definitions by bjc2002

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an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped
by bjc2002 February 20, 2013

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One of life's finer pleasures.
Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
*hands over Grey Poupon*
One of life's finer pleasures.
by bjc2002 February 26, 2013

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Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)
Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
by BJC2002 February 18, 2012

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Horrible autotune music. And some people actually say its GOOD? This is sad, because 70% of America listens to this garbage.
Listening to feel good music is frustrating after a while.
by bjc2002 March 10, 2013

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a bunch of fat people who sit in dark alleyways with rats and spend the whole day shoving dirt up their ass, jerking eachother off, constantly eating eachother out with their rotten teeth.
I hear some kind of noises of pain coming from a dark alleyway, I look down the alleyway and see some urbandictionary editors giving eachother hand jobs.
by bjc2002 February 19, 2013

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A toy for kids that resembles a bug. You press a button, which causes it to vibrate madly and move forwards. Comes in "nano" and 'normal" sizes. You may find them at Toys R Us or even Kennedy Space Center for about $3.00 (nano) - $5.00 (normal)
Jim's mother has decided to get him a hexbug that he has been asking for.
by bjc2002 March 05, 2013

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the act of when your having sex, then as your about to cum, say "its a bird! no! its a plane! its superman!" as you run outside and spray the semen everywhere
the woman did not want to get pregnant so the man did a superman
by bjc2002 March 17, 2013

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