microscopic burrowing cockmonger
. noted specially for venomous fangs and flagellum capable of digging into all shapes and sizes of especially negroid penis, and for which even the armor of foreskin provides no protection.
"showering in the community style of a typical army bathroom provokes not only homosexual contact, but the nearly inescapable voracity of the peterflea."
"in basic training i got peterfleas."
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