2 definitions by bitchmofo

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when a man takes his finger and thumb, sticks one up the womans ass and one up her vagina and makes them touch
I gave ur mother a screaming dolphin last night.
by Bitchmofo June 11, 2003

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1. the biggest fucking dumbass on this planet
2. greedy power hungry sack of shit
3. 1100 on sat....thats all i have to say
4. he got elected by everyone in the south....need i say more
5. the south has the lowest average iq,highest crime rate, most divorces, supported slavery, thinks they will rise again, thinks they are better than anyone else, think they are sooo great
6. he has the worst political ideas ever
7. he sucks at life
8. he cant control his ugly daughters...how the fuck can he run a country?
9. the man says misunderestimate me.....omg... HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE U
10. if another bush gets into office im leaving this country....if he declares war again or starts a draft...hello europe!
yeah gwb.....what FUCKING FAILURE AT LIFE WHO IS ONLY OUT FOR THE RICH AND HIMSELF......WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN THAT GET RAPED AND GET PREGNANT?! I DOUBT U WOULD WANT TO HAVE A CHILD FROM A RAPIST...SUCK ON THAT BITCH....IVE GOT BIGGER BALLS AT AT 2 THAN U EVER HAVE
by bitchmofo March 03, 2005

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