1) that guy from sacramento that drinks like a fish, passes out at your house only to wake up and piss all over. when confrunted with questions of said "mystery" puddle a wahoo will respond with a flurry of cuss words and unreconizable words, the most common: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out." followed by leaveing not too gracefully and returning multple time never remembering why and if in fact he left at all.
2) that guy from sacramento tha besides the first definition you still call to go drink with cause truble with all the while shouting "yop yop your mom" to any and every one you pass.
3) that guy mentioned in the first two definitions.
4) the friend you snort spilled beer off dirty bar tables with.
5) the kind of friend who you his interupt a perfect moon with a finger to poop shoot, just for laughs.
6) that guy
7) bitchaferd moraless
8) the living canvas passed out with his shoes on coverd in sharpee
9) of the genius homo hippius fuckeredupus
you: wahoo you pissed on my couch
wahoo: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out."