If you're a Democrat, the worst person since Adolph Hitler who is responisble for all of America's problems. If you're a Republican, the American Jesus.
Dem: GOD DAMMIT I JUST SPILLED MY COFFE FUCK YOU GARGE BOOSH GOD DAMN YOU STOLE THE ERECTION AND NOW YOU ARE KILLING BEBEHS IN IRAKISTAN SGHIT SHIT FIRE M<ISSLE!!!
Repub: W've got the American Jesus! See him on the inna-state! We've got the American Jesus and his name is George Bush! Now let's go beat up some niggers!