One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).
Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!
When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.
Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.
When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.
When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.
Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.
I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.
Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine
. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or are jonesing so bad that its the last thing in the world they want to do. Similar to a party promise
Brett isn't really coming out tonight, those were just cocine plans she made last night.
abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.
"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus
n. A group of undesirable sycophants.
The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.