rubber apparatus used primarily by females to achieve orgasm when a male(with penis in hand ) is not immediately available(or is too drunk to fuck).
Ethel, my big old sloppy rubberdick makes me cum buckets!Let's fuck!
One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.
He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.
Brian's fucking simian. He's like, meguilla and shit! Huh,huh,huh! Hand me a beer fucker!
person with butt problems. One who has shat in his or her undergarments, or who hasn't properly performed a wipement of the anus. Also, a person who enjoys covering the buttocks uniformly with dung.
My shitass itches.
Yuck! Your panties feature skidders! You are a stinky shitass bitchcunt!
Sweat retrieved from the testicular sack.
Honey, I would like to slather your thunder thighs with nutterbutter in front of a gay guy, 'cause I'm a devious hetero tease, like a 16 year old cheerleader in a nursing home.Shit!