bill the cat
What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson
One is a numb digger.
The itch caused by crabs.
That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.
To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.
I got a Welsh eviction today.
A venereal disease, especially syphilis.
That prostitute gave me the french disease.
Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.
How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.
To run away from battle.
When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.
Still, a very stupid person.
What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.
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