67 definitions by bill the cat

shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.

Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.

by bill the cat April 23, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

by bill the cat May 17, 2008

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat September 10, 2008

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by bill the cat May 14, 2008

Neidermeyer

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.

We fragged that Neidermeyer.

by bill the cat May 13, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by bill the cat April 30, 2008

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by bill the cat May 13, 2008