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68 definitions by bill the cat

 
15.
When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
by bill the cat July 17, 2008
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16.
The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.
The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .
by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008
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17.
A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
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18.
Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.
You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
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19.
A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
by bill the cat November 21, 2008
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20.
A greaser with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.
The greaseback left a stain on the chair.
by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008
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21.
A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.
A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.
by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008
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