87 definitions by bigtones

mcenroe

A show that no one watches.

The only one i expect to read this definition is mcenroe himself. otherwise, i feel very sorry for u.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

by bigtones August 23, 2004

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

by bigtones December 8, 2004

republican

The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.

George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??

by bigtones December 18, 2004

metro-north

New York's subway for white people.

"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."

by bigtones May 31, 2006

Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the late greats of hip-hop and the most vivid and memorable member of the Wu Tang Clan.

Rest in perfect peace, Ol' Dirty.

by bigtones November 14, 2004