2 definitions by bigjonny13

Top Definition
Step 1) Acquire XboX
Step 2) Strip the XboX leaving only the outer casing
Step 3) Mix drink in XboX casing
Step 4) Pour and serve
Guy 1: Instead of an Xbox, I demand to get free booze.
Guy 2: Or xbooze?
Guy 1: I don't think you can make Xbox into a drink....

OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!
by bigjonny13 November 02, 2010

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When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 April 25, 2011

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