2 definitions by bigjlj

Top Definition

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
by bigjlj January 28, 2006
A Slut who is associated with seagoing men. These women are usually undesirable under normal circumstances. They satisfy their sexual needs by taking advantage of their sexually deprived ship mates who would normally not have anything to do with them. They can be found embedded with many seagoing organizations to include but not limited to the following: Navy, Coast Guard and Merchant Marines.
Petty Officer Smuckately has slept with the entire Deck Department. She is nothing but a boat whore.
by bigjlj January 28, 2006

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