What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.
Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?
Kids: Just playing xbox mom.
Parent: Who's winning?
Kids: It's a dead heat
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