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1 definition by biggestloser

when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained
quick here she comes, run away fast, she's an emotional vampire
by biggestloser February 02, 2010
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