1 definition by bigdaddy345

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Tall, pale, skinny, skinny as a twig who also likes skinny girls to squirt on him. Also stubborn as a mule and terrible with girls. Stalks girls and makes them feel uncomfortable and waits to the last moment to make his move, and gets rejected. Terrible at games and sports and is obsessed with Left for dead. Calls people names and ends up getting beat up by that person.
Girl: Oh, that annoying Konstantin is staring at me again. What a faggot.
by bigdaddy345 May 14, 2013

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