1. Scared Of Pussy ~ A male who will not have sex with a female due to reasons so trivially inane that the mere mention of said reasons will cause the male in question to be severely teased, roasted, and emotionally lambasted.
If the male in question does not face this fear, he runs the risk of the teasing, roasting, and emotional lambasting in the form of gay jokes.
Once this transformation of teasing is complete, you are no longer scared of pussy; you are craving the cock.
Mel: Ya'll been together forever now. Why ain't y'all fucking, yet!?
Katie: Chris is S.O.P.!
Chris: FUCK OUTTA HERE! I'M NOT S.O.P.! She's the one who's scared.
Cook: Yeah... right.
Chris: I'm dead-ass! I AM NOT S.O.P!
<Chris gives everybody a blank stare>
See!? That's it...
<turns to Katie, unbuckling his belt>
<Katie starts laughing>
Katie: What're you doing?!
Chris: I will fuck you right here!
Chris: I'll show you who's really S.O. whatever!
Cook: Dude... it's OK. A lot of people are S.O.P., not just you!
<cook starts singing and the rest join in>
YOU ARE NOT ALOOOOOONE, I AM HERE WITH YOOOOOOOOOU!!