5 definitions by big poppa smurf

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alternative to:
what the hell? what the f*ck? what the bloody hell? what the blood claart is goin on? a wot di bumbo raas klaart?
judje:ur being sentenced to 5 years in prison
man: ah what the BOASHE!

man1:do u have that £75 u owe me?
man2:no i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money
man1:what the BOASHE u on about?

you find ur partner lookin through your mobile phone:
you:WHAT THE BOASHE!!

your friend has done something which u think is disrespectful so u say:

you:what the boashe u dealin wit?
frend:wot?
you:i said what the boashe r u dealin wit?
frend: what the boashe u on bout u crazy fool?
by big poppa smurf May 23, 2008

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the lead up to a lame excuse, the sentence said by someone who owes you money but doesnt pay it back when you ask him to.
1:dya have that £75 you owe me?
2:YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YEA, i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money
by big poppa smurf May 30, 2008

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alot of money in cash, large amounts of money, not always in cash
u ent makin no money FOOL!

wot do u no mofo, we be makin beaucoup cash!

hey what r u doin in my house? where am i? who said that
by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

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to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill
1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked
by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

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nickname for anybody with a name beginning wit the letter 'D'.

also short for the firearm called 'Desert Eagle'
man greets his friend 'Delroy'

man: YES DEAGLE
Delroy: hello

man recieves a surprise phone call from his friend darren from prison:

man: ello, whos this?
darren: its darren from pen
mans wife:whos on the fone?
man:ITS DEAGLE

man is about to let his frend go shooting with his desert eagle 50 calibre AE:

man: load up that DEAGLE, get the f out my house nd put in work FOOL!
by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

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