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5 definitions by big baby jesus i can't wait

 
1.
Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.

Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 05, 2009
 
2.
After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.
You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 06, 2009
 
3.
After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.
I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 05, 2009
 
4.
After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril. Optional to make the Antonio Banderas bee voice while you're doing it.

Related to the Dirty Visine
Dirty Nasonex
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 05, 2009
 
5.
Vagina. Usually of a slut.

Used most commonly with "laying pipe."
Dude I laid some pipe in that bitch's cock trench last night. It was nasty.
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 05, 2009