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20 definitions by big freeze ufl

 
1.
A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or slovenly females.

The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on MTV's infamous show, The Jersey Shore
"Hey dude, call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."

"Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
 
2.
A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
 
3.
An educational institute located in Gainesville, Florida, where students go to study law at a bargain price. In addition to learning legal issues in a diverse setting, UF Law students can expect to develop alcoholism.
UF Law produces more judges, justices, and raging alcoholic millionaire big-firm lawyers than any other law school in Florida.
by Big Freeze UFL February 04, 2010
 
4.
A commonly misspelled last name that is of German decent.
"I told her it's spelled 'Fischer - with a C'."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
 
5.
an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."
by Big Freeze UFL February 06, 2010
 
6.
A systemic approach to seducing a girl, and eventually ruining her life. If followed correctly, this system is guaranteed to make any chick go insane and hate you forever.

F.R.A.N.K. stands for:

F-uck her on the first night
R-uin her vagina, self-esteem, and reputation
A-ct like you don't know her the next day
N-eglect her need for emotional support
K-ill her dog a week later

This system is inspired by "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" from It's Always Sunny...

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"Why is that girl over there crying in a corner about how much she hates guys and misses her dog?"

"Apparently someone used the F.R.A.N.K. system on her."
by Big Freeze UFL February 26, 2010
 
7.
Someone who has no tangible skills except the ability to read a book and memorize Latin terms such as "res ipsa" and "de novo."

Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.

Someone who knows how to party.
"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"

"Oh, that's just a law student."
by Big Freeze UFL February 01, 2010