11 definitions by big chimper

Top Definition
The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.
The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003
The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.
I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003
When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.
I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.
by Big Chimper June 30, 2003
A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
by Big Chimper July 07, 2003
To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.
I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
by Big Chimper July 07, 2003
(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
by Big Chimper June 03, 2003
1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.
1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

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