11 definitions by big chimper
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The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition. The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s
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Big Chimper
Jul 16, 2003
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| 2. | river | ||
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The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker. I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.
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Jul 16, 2003
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| 3. | Dry Spunk | ||
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When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk. I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.
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Big Chimper
Jun 30, 2003
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| 4. | Dry Beat | ||
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To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever. I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
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Big Chimper
Jul 7, 2003
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| 5. | Starched Sock | ||
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A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp. Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
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Big Chimper
Jul 7, 2003
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| 6. | Chimp | ||
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(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk. (1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
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Big Chimper
Jun 3, 2003
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| 7. | Goods | ||
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A great nickname for your twig & berries. Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!
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Big Chimper
Jul 16, 2003
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