a mythical creature whos origions come from from deep within the mysterious celtic "Deekayus" clan, Similar to a horse (quite the exceptional ride). Known to have mastered the art of "shiftin" or "meetin". Rumoured to be a big fan of DFS (Drinkin, fightin, schmokin) survives on a diet of the world reknowned mythical tonic of life known as "buckie" and the french delicasy of beans upon toasht-which, obviously makes him "hard". Very loyal creature who is currently only "3/4's cool" -Due to lack of one alloy wheel causing an imbalance in his stance.. It is rumoured that only a kick to the back a the ballsack can kill this beasht. Often mistaken for a popular pussycat dolls song. or the famous Donner kebab.
Joyce- "Is mise Donncha Carney, is tá mé i gconaí i gCaislean a Bharraigh."