31 definitions by betty crocker

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

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The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

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1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.
He ain't shit, that's just my baby daddy.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

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1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches
If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

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A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.
I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

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1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.
He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

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One who keeps all the cereal.
another way of saying your hogging all the cereal.
person 1 - let me get another bowl of Lucky Charms.

person 2 - man cereal is a BREAKFAST food...it's too late...no more lucky charms for you.

person 1 - your a fucking cereal natzi!
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

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