1 definition by bestfriendswithbibleclubprez

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I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D

Someone who doesn't believe in god.

Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"

John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"

Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"

John- "What caused that to happen?"

Stevie- "Definitely not god."

John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"

(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?

Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!

Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
by bestfriendswithbibleclubprez October 21, 2010

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