The US version of the band "Editors".
Why did you get tickets for Interpol? They're shite.
Heartfelt term of endearment.
What up buttercunt?
n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.
We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.
n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.
Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.
Onomatopoeia is when a word for a sound sounds like a sound; automatopoeia is when the word looks like what the word is.
Example of automatopoeia: bed. This is the only example I can think of, aside from "word", which is pretty weak.
An adjective for "juxtaposition".
"Check that granny out. She's frail as the Dickens, but she beat up that cage fighter like it wasn't even a thing. How juxtapository."
Literally, a daythrough is the experience or act of someone living through a timestream that will repeat itself. The term daythrough is one that only applies to two (fictional) situations that this writer can actually think of; Bill Murray constantly living the same day over and over again in the film Groundhog Day, and Link continuously travelling back to the beginning of the three-day period in the videogame The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
"Nigga please, you can get the bunny hood on the second daythrough if you know what you're doing, it's not even a thing."