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Ass Kives -when a female gets a sticker of usually a band to help promote the bands in there local music scene, and then take a picture with cloths or no cloths. Created by Army of Pit Soldiers Presents
Benji scouts the local women at a music show to find his victims for the ass kives.

hi would like to help support your favorite band by putting this sticker on your ass and be abducted into the ass kives cloths are optional
by benji womack December 10, 2006

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