A Hay Ride is a form
of foreplay where two people about to mate take
matchbox cars and drive
them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being
pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This
is also a form
of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should
attempt a 69 hay ride.