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84 definitions by ben dover

 
64.
somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.
Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!
by Ben Dover April 27, 2004
 
65.
one who pumps the pole
look at that flogger with the porno
by Ben Dover July 10, 2003
 
66.
a gay person
benjamin liebling
by ben dover December 06, 2003
 
67.
a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.
When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.
by Ben Dover November 07, 2003
 
68.
not quite a nerd, a wannabe nerd
people who tend to play video games a lot
by Ben Dover September 07, 2003
 
69.
to piss while squatting on the toilet
It is easier for women and men with small dicks to tinkle.
by Ben Dover November 07, 2003
 
70.
see also pot head
one who overly enjoys the smoking of weed
carmicheal carmitz carmen b rabbit
by ben dover October 17, 2004