Alcoholics Anonymous, a place where people go to do everything but consume alcohol. Usually run by insane born-again Christians; these smoke-filled rooms in churches all over the country consume more coffee per capita than any other group known to mankind.
Person 1: Hello, I'm ____ and I'm an alcoholic.
People: Hello, ____
Person 2: It's ok, here have a cigarette and some coffee and we'll discuss how poisoning our bodies is bad.