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1 definition by becky mickckcialalakz\iz

 
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When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.
by becky mickckcialalakz\iz September 04, 2008