1 definition by beazley ripper

Top Definition
A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"
by beazley ripper May 09, 2010

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