2 definitions by beaster

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.

-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
by beaster October 23, 2005
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a less well-known term for vagina, twat, cooter, cunt, etc; used mainly in reference to poking.
Go poke a hontas, bitch!
by beaster September 25, 2005
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