1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.