78 definitions by batman

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by batman November 10, 2001

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

tenacious ten

naked nine - PLUS BO! see also faggots

bo stop being a bitch and go back to the tenacious ten.

by batman February 15, 2005

Kolton

Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness

Who's that new guy?

Oh that's Kolton

Why does he talk like that? Is he gay?

by batman May 14, 2014

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

by batman July 1, 2004

^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

by batman January 25, 2005

Walpole

the coolest, best person ever!!

Mike: i got an A on my math test!
Matt: way to go, you're a real Walpole!!

by batman March 6, 2004