An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.
Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."
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