baron of stuff
An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd
, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"
"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"
I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.
What's that smell?
Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.
Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.
I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.
1.) A short, fat shit
2.) A short, fat, shit
"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."
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