10 definitions by baron of stuff

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An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.
"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 10, 2007

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Dog shit. Barker's Rope.
What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown
Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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To shag, fuck, bang.
I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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Dog shit,Hound Cable.
I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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To take a shit, lay a cable.
Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

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