When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat
, lady butts, or vagina-time
, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager
which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows