2 definitions by banlo990

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A sad soul who is being used by others often without even realizing it. Often times people other than the "tool" realize what's going on but choose to laugh at the "tool" instead. It is often very sad as the tool usually finds out after he has been all used up and been made a fool of.

Sometimes a tool is thought of as a jerk, but is usually a nice generous guy who doesn't mind doing favors. Most of the time the tool is just going through depression or thinks that if he does things it will get people off his back.

Tools often are put down as most people don't really like them. Tools are also too stupid to know when they're being used. If you see someone being used you should help them out; most of their "friends" are often lying to them to make them look like an ass in public. Tools can be spotted by causing scenes in public, and people telling them that they're "cool".
Person 1: So that bitch Jessica was just using him like a tool for his homework?
Person 2: Yeah, he was oblivious. She messed with his head just because he would do things for her. He thought he was in love. I tried to help him out, but it just wouldn't work out. After he found out he was so embarrassed and started to cry.
Person 1: How sad. She really is a bitch.
Person 2: And to think that she went out with him knowing how much it would break his heart. I don't think she ever really liked him for who he was.
Person 1: Well at least he can learn from this.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a good guy.
by banlo990 April 24, 2007

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Asshole: Someone who won't get off your ass about something.
Hence the term asshole because it is almost impossible for you to get rid of an asshole. That sentence can be taken two ways.

An asshole is usually a person, someone that goes around causing you trouble. Making your life hell, until they get you to get so pissed off that you tell them off. In telling them off, they often laugh, because some angry people are pretty funny.

Assholes at school are usually the preps, that only date jocks in high school. And are usually all up yo' bizniss like they own you. Acting like they own the place, when they don't. Nosy, and like bitching around the whole school. Like previously stated they start shit with you for fun, and snicker at you in the halls. Usually because you have a better sense of humor, have better skills, they are jealous, or because they just don't like you for who you are. They honestly need to learn to be more accepting and tolerant.

We're all assholes at one point in life. C'est la vie (that's life).

Asshole Chad: What do you know about that guy. *points*
Person 1: That guy is so funny.
Asshole Chad: But he's so hard to get to, he's cute though.
Person 1: He's a great guy.
Asshole Chad: He's an asshole, he never talked to me. I don't like him as much as I used to. *asks someone else* What do you know about that guy?
Person 2: That guy is effing awesome.
Asshole Chad: I still don't like him. He's an asshole. *makes up some other BS excuse for not liking him*
Person 2: Well it does take one to know one.

Chad is an asshole. Nuff Said.
by banlo990 June 08, 2007

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