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stadia is a common genital disease, the gene is carried by the male and if he has intercourse with a vulnerable female she may catch the disease,

symptoms include herpes, abnormal discolouration, cramps, uncontrollable singular muscle relaxtaion (commonly the left labi), uncontrollable spasms emmitin a foul odours, weekly convulsions expelling a mixture of puss and vaginal fluids,

there is no known cure however abdominal massages are believed to relieve the pain, may cause "fanny farts"
daughter: i have stadia
mother: thats ok hun, i had it too just dont have a child, it will turn our like you.
by banjo? September 21, 2008
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