n. (1) The laziest pile of diarrhea donkey shit to never do a thing in his life. One who is completely unmotivated to do even the most basic of human needs such as eating.
(2) One who gets high constantly and tells people around him to do simple tasks for him.
I can't believe you gave Tom money to pick up McDonald's for you on his way back from class. He won't be back for hours and its less than a minute walk from here. You are the biggest Will I have ever met.
I will not get the remote for your baked ass. Goddamn Will.