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38 definitions by baller-ass nigga

 
29.
The penis.
Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 08, 2003
 
30.
A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.
A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
 
31.
A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
 
32.
America's Premier Conservative Magazine, which Stands Athwart History, Shouting "Stop!"
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
 
33.
A unit of measurement consisting of the product of meters cubed and kilograms, divided by seconds raised to the fourth power.

(m^3)kg/(s^4)

The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
Driving at 88 miles per hour and receiving 1.21 gigawatts from a bolt of lightning gives you 47,600,000,000 McFlys, or 47,600,000 kiloMcFlys, or 47,600 megaMcFlys, or 47.6 gigaMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
 
34.
Device used to facilitate autofellatio
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
 
35.
When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003