38 definitions by baller-ass nigga

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.
Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.
by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005
Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 01, 2004
Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel
Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
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