38 definitions by baller-ass nigga

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 01, 2004
Covered in diamonds.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel
Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004

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