Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.
Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”
Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”