2 definitions by badass143

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A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:

"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."

"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 06, 2010
Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.
The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.
by badass143 February 06, 2010

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