2 definitions by backoffmoron

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smomn is an acronym for "squirt milk out my nose." used to denote someone who is laughing at the same time drinking milk. this milk would projectile out of said nostrils of such the person that is laughing in that no one would have any clue if this person had not said smomn. this was made in an attempt to deteriorate the use of lol, which is majorly overused now.
person1: i farted
person2: smomn
person1: wtf?
person2: don't worry about it
by backoffmoron January 18, 2010

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a game while smoking hookah with a big group of people integrating spin the bottle. Players take turns smoking and spin the bottle in the middle of the group. The person the bottle points toward after the bottle stops spinning must perform a shotgun, or go mouth to mouth to inhale the smoke, with the current smoker/spinner. Then pass it to the next person.
A group of people are smoking and playing spin the hookah. Jimmy lands the bottle on Amy. He shotguns the smoke with her and the game continues.
by backoffmoron February 01, 2010

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