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1 definition by bacharack

 
1.
A man so envious of other men's larger penises that he cannot function in his daily life; all his thoughts and energy is spent thinking about how it would be to have a normal penis.
"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an Audun."
by bacharack May 16, 2008