3 definitions by b3n890

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An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.
Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
by b3n890 November 11, 2009

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Internet meme. Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my mother fucking ass off. Used when extreme profanity usage is necessary.
Jim: Penis.

Ted: ROTFFLMMFAO!!!1
by b3n890 November 17, 2009

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A person who is not necessarily a homosexual, but acts very immature, or is just an all around douchebag. Someone who does not respect others, and therefore is disliked by them. Basically a creative way of calling someone a fag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy just pulled a bailey on this guy's car!
Guy 2: What a faggotpaste!
by b3n890 September 30, 2009

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